Are you guys listening ??

This is for all those '24-hour (that includes 23 hours of horse-shit and repetitive/useless rambling by mostly inexperienced reporters)' news channels that in a way take pride by showing all those mutilated dead bodies and blood that they do post a bomb-blast !!

I can't say about others, but, I definitely am not a frequent visitor to Iraq and am thus not used to witnessing such gory video footage following a tragedy/bomb-blast.

And ya, for your information most of us watching the news do very well know what happens post bomb blasts like the ones that shook Mumbai today. Reporting the number of casualties and other details minus the outrageous video footage would be a welcome gesture on your part.

Here's something I just read on Rediff.com which makes a hell lot of sense.

"Please don't show dead bodies on television," said Vikram Sood, former
chief of Research and Analysis Wing while talking to rediff.com. "TV channels
should stop showing dead bodies because it generates fear."

"Children too watch TV, and dead people should not be robbed of their
decency."

Read more...

If only these people are listening !!

Viva la Repartee - Part 1

After one of his many drinking binges, an inebriated Churchill was interrupted during dinner by Nancy Astor, who said, ''Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.''

Churchill's famous reply: ''Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.''

Indian Skies clicked on abord 'InDiAn'

His Highness !!!

I think AS(S) should make that his full time vocation. He anyway can't do much to better the education system in India !! What say AS(S) ?

You have been warned !

In the interests of public safety and the ongoing war against terrorism, I would like to share the following announcement with you....

In other words, those who are not with us, are against us and will be treated accordingly.

You have been warned!

The court case !!

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Comin" and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it!

"CASE DISMISSED!!"